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hoesta

A party of hoes. Also, different hoes every night.
My roommate is out of town. Therefore, I am gonna have a hoesta this week thanks to Tinder
by Gdplatts July 31, 2015
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hoesexual

A person who has no qualms with fucking a person with no regard for sexual orientation, gender,mental faculties, or lifestyle.
That person is always having intercourse.

Oh them. They're just hoesexual.
by Gentleman01 September 5, 2016
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hoes

dirty ass stds bitchies that like people name xavier
look its a. hoes
by hdifegyf March 25, 2020
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hoeslut

A hoeslut is a combination between a hoe and a slut. And it's hella fun to say.
Whoa, you see that girlie over there?
Yeah, but that chick is such a HOESLUT!
by ch3353 December 12, 2006
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Whatch ya'll watchin hoes?

When a man walks into a room full of dumb hoes watchin some shitty ass movies like the legend of bagger vance, and suggests that we instead watch Dr. Zhivalgo, Breaks Encounter, and the bridge over river kwai, a lean night. Also used when coming down to make a sandwich and the same dumb hoes are watchin the same shit. Term can only be used by people who like Mayonnaise on their sandwiches (Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr). Now tell me something Urban Dictionary, is that unforgivable?
"Whatch ya'll watchin hoes?" "The legend of bagger vance" "TURN THAT SHIT OFF, I BROUGHT A COUPLE OF DVDS..."

"Hey again hoes, whatch ya'll watchin? I'mma just go and make me a sandwich, with MAYONNAISE... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
by Jubbl and the Nigz March 5, 2009
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bros before hoes

the law stating that always keep your buds before the significant other.

gotta keep the priorities straight, yo.
ho: let's go bowling.
dude: i be goin' out skeet shootin' wit' mah broes tonight. you know how it is.
ho: tru dat!
by Kaldingo Balzingo January 7, 2004
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hoes

they go out of their way to have sex, or other sexual activities purely for attention
by Kelly December 22, 2003
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