Mobile Homeless

Someone who lives in a car.
I live in 72 stationwagon behind walmat this week . That makes me Mobile Homeless.
by West21 October 07, 2012
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homeless Pancho

The gayest border hopper ever he's a little shit that looks cute but when that mouth opens you wanna slap his fat ass back to Mexico
Bart:omg shut tf up that's why you are a homeless Pancho
by Ur.favburritob0mber August 01, 2023
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Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.
Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.
by Dr. Knowitall MD August 15, 2011
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Homeless person

some residentially challenged bastard who's addicted to heroin.
Homeless person: (of a person) without a home, and therefore typically living on the streets.

random person: "wow, he must be homeless!"
homeless asscrack: "ay, you gotta light? I'm tryna use some heroin ovah' ere'!"
by vetchinarusskiy June 14, 2024
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Homeless Seppuku

The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.
Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
by WhyAllJewsShouldDie June 10, 2017
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homeless hoe

brat who steals your man even when your there friend and lies to your face and hangouts at your house all the time just for him
by Peachy dubs June 16, 2023
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Homeless Invasion

When your neighbor tells the homeless people outside that you have food stamps.
Alex: Hey, can I come over?
Tony: I can't right now, I need to prepare for the homeless invasion.
Alex: What?
Tony: My dumbass neighbor told them I had food stamps and now I need to defend my house.
Alex: Oh, alright.
by Mr. RL May 19, 2022
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