Joe Hollywood

1. A name applied derisively to a person who uses a word, phrase, or expression that is at odds with his everyday vocabulary, and usually sounds pretentious and artificial (a "Hollywood expression").

Most often used in the phrase "What are you, Joe Hollywood?"

Derived from the TV show Seinfeld.

George: Uh, can we cut to the chase?

Jerry: "Cut to the chase"?

George: Yeah...

Jerry: What're you, Joe Hollywood?

by Bourbon Diction Andy October 22, 2009

Hollywood Witch

The stereotypical witch usually portrayed in movies or on television. These witches may be ugly with green skin and warts, melt if you throw water over them, evil in nature, or worshippers of Satan.

This is in complete contrast to Wiccan Witches who look just like regular people, aren’t evil at all, and definitely don’t worship Satan

Just because I'm a Wiccan doesn't mean you should treat me like a Hollywood Witch. That's so not cool!

by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010

Hollywood hacking

When in a film, the super high tech criminal mastermind hacks into the most complex and secure system ever created by man simply by typing something in to a password box.

Swordfish -

Gabriel: when Stan fails to hack the Dept. of Defense network in 60 seconds Too Bad ! You are gonna die !

Me: Prfff... dude this film is nothing but Hollywood hacking... it's f-ing lame!

by Jason L. Whittle December 9, 2008

F-hollywood

fuck hollywood

Dan - ya wanna watch Jay Leno?

Ben - What?! F-hollywood! They look down on everybody!

by Harry Day July 8, 2010

Hollywood fat

A person who is fat by Hollywood celebrity standards, but still within healthy weight range.

Person 1: Adele has lost a lot of weight! She looks great now.
Person 2: Yeah but she's still Hollywood fat.

by Chibi94 October 7, 2014

off to Hollywood

A sarcastic phrase that is given to those who take a lot of time to get ready to go somewhere. A dead giveaway of this type of person is the length of time spent in the washroom primping. Makeup for women and manscaping for men, usually is close to or more than an hour. Another dead giveaway is the amount of apparel they try on before choosing one to go with.

Amanda what are you doing? I told you I was going to the mall an hour ago and I'm still sitting here and you've been stuck in the washroom the whole time. Are you off to Hollywood or what? I should have never told her and just left.

primping procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015

Hollywood Moment

When you're caught up in a situation only seen in movies.

We walked away from each other, and just as I turned back to catch a last look at him, he did the same and we caught each other's eyes and smiled. It was a total Hollywood Moment, just like out of a movie!

by funnie03 March 17, 2012