hockey mom
some cute word that stemmed off of soccer mom, probably because gov. sarah palin lives on a block of ice.
hockey mom by rickrock January 15, 2009
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Hockey fuck
A hockey fuck is a sneak attack where you take your partner's shirt by the waistband and pull it up over their head, only far enough to entrap their arms. Then throw your partner down and have your way with them.
Hockey fuck by Bobjonz September 17, 2011
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hockey puck by harry flashman July 7, 2003
Hockey Mom
An American woman who, having carried a child to term, and that child having eventually played organized hockey, obtains folksy wisdom which she then interprets as equivalent, if not superior, to a formal education.
The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.
Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.
Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.
The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.
Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.
Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.
Hockey Mom by jbsilverstein February 21, 2009
hockey wolf
when a hockey player is on prowl and drops his standards for ladies below hell. For some pink taco and does'nt care what he screws. It can be a women that range from 10 lbs-500lbs or ages from 10-90. she can be even into marilyn manson.
When a 50 lb girl wearing a marilyn manson shirt steps on the elevator and looks at your buddy and says " thats my hockey wolf"
hockey wolf by AIC April 6, 2005
hockey boyz
hockey boyz by your nibba May 18, 2017
Hockey god
A great hockey player with skills and always ready to Beat the other team doesn’t take Any crap and always Carry’s the team and can beat you any day
Hockey god by Faith thumper December 19, 2018