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Hillbilly Bonanza

A ho down with the git r' dun boys of Glasgow, KY
hillbilly bonanza

*Josh- Wanna go to a party tonight?

*Aaron- Sure, wait, who is having it?

*Josh- Not sure, ehh but there is gonna be a bunch of rednecks.

*Aaron- Woo a Hillbilly Bonanza.

Hillbilly Hotdog 

where you poop in a bun and eat it
im so hungry i could eat a Hillbilly Hotdog
Hillbilly Hotdog by 3001306 September 22, 2010

Hillbilly Heroin 

Pain Pills, any form of medication from a doctor that is a pain pill. Poor peoples heroin.
percocet is an example of hillbilly heroin.
Hillbilly Heroin by Scam Adams April 7, 2010

Hillbilly's Fire Detector 

A pakage of Jiffy Pop taped to the roof.
ahh... typical Hillbilly's fire detector...

Hillbilly Boom Box 

When a man of poor taste, carries a 30 pack of Busch Light, or lesser quality beer, on his shoulder like a stereotypical 1980's rapper/break dancer.
Hey yall, did you see Bobby Joe walking back to his double-wide with a hillbilly boom box? Must be time for him to bust up his sister's undercarriage.
Hillbilly Boom Box by John Granitz January 12, 2012

Hillbilly circumcision 

When one puts their uncircumcised penis unerect into an empty beer can's drinking port, gets erect, twists and pulls.
Man, I heard heard (random hick name) did a hillbilly circumcision with (different random hick name).