Heffeney

When a girl is off the shits and can't remember her own name

Hi um...my name is...uhhh heffeney !

by Melonpussysquirty5 September 1, 2016

Heffer

Being compared to Hugh Hefner. A playboy man able to have a woman at any time and/or many women at the same time. Charms ladies with his personality or money, but is not always an attractive guy.

"Dude, I totally scored with two hot chicks last night."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."

by information station June 1, 2012

heffing

Originates from "Hefner". Heffing is the act of being a player, or pulling more than one girl or guy in a night.

Dude, I got two numbers last night .That's heffing awesome!

I hooked up with Becky and Cindy last night. Dude you're heffing around

See Horace on the dance floor, he's heffing right now.

by Lilstickman November 6, 2017

Allen Heffner

A cool guy that lives in bend oregon, Juggalo, redneck, friend

Allen Heffner cares for others and accepts everyone for who they are

by rowdyboy14 February 5, 2010

heffer

Sarah* Callender

"guyzzzzzz im sucha heffer"

by Suck me now May 24, 2004

heffin'

Colloquial form of "heffing".

The state of being a heffer.

That bitch was so heffin' that I had to fuck her missionary style so she didn't crush my junk.

by Dan January 6, 2004

heffaty

1.) An ex-actress in downtown L.A. Often found by a fast food place.

2.) An extremely large woman found right outside Starbucks in those little tables on the sidewalks, drinking a cappuccino and remembering the old days and crying while eating a whopper.

1.) She's such a freakin heffaty dude. Look at her standing in that line, she's almost too big for it!

2.) Just look near a Starbucks.

by Josephine July 9, 2005