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A raging dumpster fire set to explode in the face of an increasingly stubborn, antagonistic, and authoritarian Congress. God bless America and may he have mercy on her soul, because the health care industry sure won't.
Johnny Poorman: Hey Franklin, have you been to Detroit recently?
Franklin Richguy: Actually, I just finished 'summering' in Barbados. Besides don't the hobos have American Health Care Act of 2017's on nearly every corner? To think what the neighbors would say if they ever found out I had been to the Midwest.
by JaBaTheNoob June 29, 2017
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Effective Health

Effective health is a term used in video games to describe the amount of damage needed to kill somebody. It doesn’t mean the literal health, just the amount needed to kill considering the enemy’s buffs and boosts.
After taking the shield, Joe’s effective health jumped from 100 to 125.
by LarryTheVegetable42069 August 19, 2020
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Personal Health Day

Personal Health Day is an initiative by AumsWow Wellness.

More than 70% deaths worldwide are caused due to lifestyle diseases; and these can be prevented by celebrating Personal Health Day once in a month by conducting a self-health check-up in just 30 minutes.
Hey Himanshu, what’s up with this measuring your weight and all?

Himanshu: nothing just I’m celebrating Personal Health Day and recording it in my AumPHD.
by Iron Man Thesaurus February 2, 2021
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high school health class

A room where horny teenagers eagerly look at the reproductive system posters on the walls
High school guy: "Dude, I can't wait to check out those STD slideshows in my high school health class, but only for the girl parts. I'm not gay or anything."
by Faggottyswaggot September 21, 2014
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whit the health nut

the badest, the prettiest, the oh so healthy whitbae... a serious health nut
Wow did you see whit the health nut today she looked HOT! but oh so healthy
by Mr. Harold October 17, 2017
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Baby Dick Health

When the enemy in any video game gets away with a pinch of health especially after you brought their health down to a sliver.
Fortnite:
OMG I shot him first several times and he did a 180 jumping pump shot and 1 shotted me! 3 health?!??! MAN FUCKIN BABY DICK HEALTH!

Any Moba Game ever:
Raging Gamer: GET HIM! GET HIM!

(Healer gets away with 20 health)
F*&#$*# YOU AND YOUR BABY DICK HEALTH!!!!!
by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018
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john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai
by headshotcraft December 31, 2020
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