A wiki-hangover (alternatively, wiki hangover) is when you wake up in front of your computer with a stiff neck, bloodshot eyes, and a headache, from looking at your computer screen for too long. You vaguely remember the night before, looking up something about planetary motion. From there it was the Fleet Satellite Communications System, and you have a blurry memory of global cooling. Based on your open tabs, it appears that at some point during the night, you got up to stumble across aquatic gastropod mollusks before passing out again. You swear to yourself, "Never again."
Oh, you'll hold out for a day or two; some people even last a week. But at some point, you'll get a little red notification on the globe at the top of your Facebook screen, and somebody will post a link on your wall, saying, "Hey, this is the article I told you about," and before you know it, you're right back on "the glow." Oh, one article won't kill me, you tell yourself. Maybe just look up one or two things mentioned that you need some background about before you can really understand the one your friend sent you. But that's how it starts. And you can learn to recognize the signs.
Oh, you'll hold out for a day or two; some people even last a week. But at some point, you'll get a little red notification on the globe at the top of your Facebook screen, and somebody will post a link on your wall, saying, "Hey, this is the article I told you about," and before you know it, you're right back on "the glow." Oh, one article won't kill me, you tell yourself. Maybe just look up one or two things mentioned that you need some background about before you can really understand the one your friend sent you. But that's how it starts. And you can learn to recognize the signs.
"Oh, dude, I was bored last night and thought I'd hop online, and this morning I woke up with the WORST wiki-hangover."
by this-is-ridiculous February 10, 2012
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The headache, feeling of lethargy and slightly blurred vision occuring after an all-night sex romp with a horny, sex-starved man.
I'm having a terrible time focusing on work today. My boyfriend was out of town for a week and just got back last night...now I have the worst cock hangover!
by prettykitty1 October 30, 2010
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Jacob - Hey did you go out for 6-Man in Manhattan Beach yesterday, it was INSANE!
Kelly - I wish, I had to work. Don't you remember? I was talking to you last night.
Jacob - Really? I don't even remember I was SOOO drunk. I feel like shit today, definitely hungover.
Kelly - Ya, I feel like shit too, I have an "Idiot Hangover"...
Kelly - I wish, I had to work. Don't you remember? I was talking to you last night.
Jacob - Really? I don't even remember I was SOOO drunk. I feel like shit today, definitely hungover.
Kelly - Ya, I feel like shit too, I have an "Idiot Hangover"...
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by christmaself1234 December 15, 2009
Get the Christmas Hangover mug.The Hanover crips are the local division of the famous crips(community restoration in progress) group.
They are based in Hanover,England.
They are famous for using the the Ruger kmk 512 or more commonly known as the crip cannon as their side arm of choice.
It is also belived that the have ties with the IRA.
They are based in Hanover,England.
They are famous for using the the Ruger kmk 512 or more commonly known as the crip cannon as their side arm of choice.
It is also belived that the have ties with the IRA.
Reginald:Im glad we have the Hanover crips here in Hanover.
Henry:Indeed,Thanks to those lads I can walk the streets safely again.
Reginald: God save Hanover.
Henry: and the Queen.
Reginald:...
Henry:Indeed,Thanks to those lads I can walk the streets safely again.
Reginald: God save Hanover.
Henry: and the Queen.
Reginald:...
by Ron Cassinger September 23, 2005
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