hammer the ham

To masturbate violently.

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.

by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017

hammercocking

The act of whacking someone so hard with ones erect penis it leaves sizeable marks and redness and warmth and possible bruises.

I knight you my fair lady, now scooch down for your hammercocking so I can officialise it.

by Adie88 September 29, 2018

Hamdarasamba

If you don't know the lyrics of a song you will say that

In a song like "This Is America Hamdarasamba..Hamdarasamba

by FettyBoy February 7, 2019

Hammerfucked

Kitchen term Meaning burnt, Overcooked , or ruined beyond saving....

-Blown out Risotto or over cooked pasta= hammerfucked
-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo

by DeCHEFticon420 June 5, 2020

Hammer the Job

To masturbate/have a wank/spank the plank.

“ Sorry I’m late guys I had to hammer the job of meself “

by Maccamore February 14, 2021

Hammad

There's nothing softer and more gentle than him. That person who shift closer to you when you're subconsciously moving away while you're walking next to them, who smiles at you as soon as you make eye contact ,who hears you and understands you, who wholeheartedly loves you and accepts your flaws, someone who stays .The memory of someone who feels like home. If the moon and the serenity of night breeze, the zephyr-like sound of wind chimes and love, care, gentleness, reverence, the color blue ever want to take a form of a human it will look like him and it will name itself Hammad.

"Hammad is one of those people who will make your life better just by being in it"

by chamomillowel April 30, 2022

Heel Hammer

To kick one's self in the testicles with their heel, while sitting in a chair.

Heel Hammer - Scoot to the end of your chair and let the "boys" spill of the edge. Now raise either foot (or both) and give the giggle berries a good whack.

by d3m0@IDMF May 11, 2009