A huge big player who wears pink shirts and preys on little boys. He is commonly found whippin' a mustang also called "the stang banger". He enjoys listening to shitty music and in general smells bad. You can always tell a Ham-Nasty by his tight shirts and jeans, as well as his legendary bowl cut hair.
Signs of a Ham-Nasty:Hair flicking, bad smells, non-stop story telling, overall bad assness, and last but surley not least, Gay comments such as "Suck my Pussy!"
Signs of a Ham-Nasty:Hair flicking, bad smells, non-stop story telling, overall bad assness, and last but surley not least, Gay comments such as "Suck my Pussy!"
Ham-Nasty:"You better get to bed before I lick your asshole"
Roommate:"Ohh shit i guess i better get to bed"
Roommate:"Ohh shit i guess i better get to bed"
by Chief Fun Boy April 6, 2009
Get the Ham-Nastymug. Have A Musical Summer
Mainly used by "cool" music teachers
Can Also be used by the occational musicly addicted young person
And even is used by all those poser kids who think it "cool" to be musicly addictid.
Mainly used by "cool" music teachers
Can Also be used by the occational musicly addicted young person
And even is used by all those poser kids who think it "cool" to be musicly addictid.
Kelley: hey homie (calling Jamie and waving)
You signed my yearbook HAMS??
Jamie(musicly addicted):Yeah HAve A musical summer!
You signed my yearbook HAMS??
Jamie(musicly addicted):Yeah HAve A musical summer!
by D0WN N1NJEttE=H4RDC0RE T0 D4 B0NE July 19, 2007
Get the HAMSmug. Common-use word for Government licenced 'Radio Amatuer Operator'. Often thought to be a CB operator, but with much more technical knowledge and apparatus for world-wide communication. Some "hams" are quite content to 'work around the corner' with very simple equipment, whilst others use earth-moon-earth and satellites to communicate with each other. Many Governments register 'radio-hams' as emergency telecoms stations in the event of national disasters etc.
Boy- "Hey mister, are you a CBer?"
Elmer - "No, I'm a Radio-Ham - a bit like a CBer's big brother, but much more complicated"
Elmer - "No, I'm a Radio-Ham - a bit like a CBer's big brother, but much more complicated"
by fogyfos October 23, 2009
Get the radio-hammug. by ZAXX August 11, 2008
Get the HAMmug. Person 1: “Bro I just unleashed some absolute ass ham at my girls house yesterday”
Person 2: “What flavor was it?”
Person 2: “What flavor was it?”
by The Poo Poo Pee Pee Man July 11, 2020
Get the Ass Hammug. noun.
One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.
One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.
by Mousekewitz August 4, 2009
Get the ham doodlermug. 1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.
While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
by jamminjay October 18, 2002
Get the Pressed Hammug.