screen hopper

A person who watches the screens of other players while playing a first-person shooter (FPS).

That guy only wins because he's a screen hopper

by the blue team October 17, 2006

Jelly Bum Hopper

A woman who flirts with more than one man on occasion. After the woman has lured her victim to her parents house, she then makes the victim lick jelly from her ass.

I found out last night that Katelynn is a jelly bum hopper, and that she really likes strawberry.

by tinkle sticky buns August 6, 2009

grass hopper

pops up as soon as someone lights a joint

mikes such a grass hopper the only time u see him is when we smoke a joint

by larry, mike April 3, 2006

Hospes

Small gnome who has a penchant for alchemy.

He takes in about 3 pints of semen an uses it to conjure 10 water.

He also has one eyebrow.

"Ah damn i've stepped in a Hospes"

by Ste White January 17, 2007

Hooper

A move where you cup your hands under someone's stream while they're urinating and then throw said urine back to the urinator's face. (originates from a move that comedian Paul Hooper talked about on the Woody & Wilcox radio show)

"Dude, I bet Greg's eyes were stinging after Chris Hoopered him last night"

by San Diego Wildcat October 14, 2016

hoser

the word originates from the pre-zambonie days when the losing team had to hose down the ice after the game, thus meaning loser.

Can you believe what that hoser was saying?

by Reed Mo May 28, 2008

Hoster

Term given to middle aged men, who are still single, and only just recently moved out of their parents home or still live at home. Usually work alot and make no time for romance. Not that they can even get girls.

John: "Hey u know Dave from accounting, he's always here working."

Mike: "Yeah I know hes a hoster."

by graysnake February 25, 2008