Hokage

Something that Hank Hill wants to be

Person 1: How old are you
Person 2: Nine-teen
Hank Hill running by: I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT HOKAGE

by Pee pee whacker May 14, 2022

hokey

something that is bad or uncomfortable. usually a place.

stupid hokey australia

by fox220 December 18, 2003

hokuto shin-ken

v. Originating partly from ken and partly from a fictional martial art called Hokuto Shinken, featured in the anime series "Fist Of The North Star".

1. An incredibly vile smelling liquid ken that leaves the anus with massive explosive force, almost filling the toilet bowl with excrement as well as coating the sides. The force of a hokuto shin-ken is sometimes sufficient to propel the excreter several inches into the air.

2. Considered to be more severe than a holocaust ken, in fact the most extreme form of ken

Shitting in Mr T's bin would have been bad enough but I did a hokuto shin-ken which not only meant that I had to wipe my arse up his front door, but the smell also killed his geraniums.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

hôkai

Japanese. Antonym of senpai. In an activity, group, school, etc, a younger member.

"Mako-hôkai, you really should go study."
"Yes, Haruka-senpai!"

by Defect-Tueuse March 20, 2008

Hokie

your mother's room key

Asian guy: "dude. chick's a milf!"
stoned white kid: "dude. i got her hokie."

by stifler January 26, 2005

Hokiecaust

Two separate attacks on April 16th, 2007 on Virginia Tech campus in which Seung-Hui Cho killed 32 people, and wounding many more. A combination of the term "Hokie", the nickname of the school, and Holocaust, the horrible tragedy of Hitler exterminating 12 million people, including 6 million Jews.

"Did you hear about the Hokiecaust?"
"Yeah, that shit is fucked up."

by m987 May 18, 2007

Hoky crap

interj. of surprise , anger, and sarcasm. euphemistic of holy crap

Girl 1- got a tattoo for real!
Girl 2- Hoky crap! prolly other chicks are jelly.

by quietadove July 14, 2010