stifler's definitions

Hokie

your mother's room key

Asian guy: "dude. chick's a milf!"
stoned white kid: "dude. i got her hokie."

by stifler January 26, 2005

booty card

A credit card for buying gifts for women so you can get a sexual favor in return.

I used my booty card to buy Laqueesha a diamond ring, and we had sex all night in return.

by Stifler March 17, 2004

silly gook

smelldog. aka charles haggard.

hey look who just walked in, silly gook.

by stifler October 3, 2003

evilmoose

teh art of not caring, speaking without thought or emotion. Opossite of cool. To be uncool. The art of E-fighting.

stop being a Evilmoose

by Stifler February 21, 2003

MUM MUCKET

means woman or female

hey you ya dirty MUM MUCKET Ill BOX THE FACE OFF YA

ah lads that MUM MUCKET was some feek

by Stifler November 22, 2021

Stifler

Stifler pure mad man always up for the sesh takes it from new York to my Ross loves pussy and drugs and some alcoholic beverages as you do like if you have a big stiffy in your life your sad

Omg Stifler is here the sesh is about to start

by Stifler March 3, 2018