Guzzle

Being shoved into a giraffe's telephone pole that tries to tape a pelican to a bagpipe

Bartholomew: Wow spongebob is mad at that jelly fish...
Chad: He's being guzzled

by Caveman2themax March 5, 2019

Guzzle Wuggleridedled

When you confuse someone so hard that they cannot bear the power you just used on them, to the point where they disappear into the void.

"Dude don't go near that magician."

"What, why not?"

"John asked to see a magic trick, and he was so Guzzle Wuggleridedled that he disappeared!"

by Guzzle Wuggleridedler December 27, 2021

guzzle guzzle

oral sex or blowjob which results in a gargling noise being emitted.

1.i came on her face and she went guzzle guzzle.

2. honey ive had a hard day its time for guzzle guzzle

by barnes ladz July 10, 2009

guzzlebopper

Guzzlebopper; A term defining a teen who hangs out with young adults in order to feed his/her desire for alcohol. Usually female, or gay, the guzzlebopper plays to the egos of the older people in the group to ingratiate themselves, and thus gain access to the groups ability to acquire booze.

Saisha hangs out with the boys from the mill. She likes dating older guys as she is a bit of a lush, they laugh at her behind her back and call her a real guzzlebopper. One time when she was passed out they took some very rude pictures of her and posted them on youtube.

by Vinter May 1, 2008

guzzle

to drink in a fast manner

In the words of the black populance, "Guzzle my jizz bitch."

by Side-Show September 25, 2003

cum guzzeler

a woman who guzzels seamen (or cum)

nancy's mom is a whore she guzzeles my cum daily

by jp July 6, 2003

guzzle time

When you know your about to drink a shit load of alcohol.

I was at the lake for vacation and when i woke up it was guzzle time.

by keith everett October 20, 2007