giraffe fishing

asking for pics of necks instead of nudes

wow look at all these neck pictures! I'm the giraffe fishing god! Fuck cat fishing

by giraffegod April 11, 2015

giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016

giraffe nuts

When one I see higher than high. Higher than giraffe tits. Higher than lil pum.

I just smoked 5 bowls of kush and now I'm high as giraffe nuts.

by Anal_peef January 16, 2018

Giraffe Kiss

When two men touch penis tips.

Todd and Kyle we're crossing swords but accidentally Giraffe Kissed.

by tYLerdurdun March 7, 2019

giraffe

The most superior species of all. Far more elegant, graceful, intelligent, beautiful and liked than any other animal ever. ESPECIALLY hedgehogs.

Giraffes are beautiful and cute creatures, said Griffin.

I agree, said Ava.

by yeeterboi69 April 3, 2019

Giraffe

A giraffe is a tall boy that has a crush on the qween of ducks but only dated her for 2 hours then got rejected with a paragraph that i really want to read but she says no 😭

Kaelon: yo giraffe whats popin

Giraffe:good also call me josh you frishen fig

Kaelon:meany weenie

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Skinning the giraffe

Taking your hand, and tightly grasping your Chode a bit too hard while moving it up and down.

"Wally, have you been skinning the giraffe today?"

by crazyy hoeee monger January 3, 2008