Fili-Guido

A Filipino Male who greatly inspires to become a guido, although cannot as they are not of Italian decent. So therefore resulting in a Fili-Guido. Fili-Guido's are rarely, but also referred to Italian born Filipinos (Filipinos born in Italy).

Johnson: Man, that kid Manny wants to be a Guido so bad!!

Colt: I know right! Man, he's a Fili-Guido.

by broomstick44 August 7, 2010

El guido guape

A Mexican Guido. Prone to picking fights with gringos, wears a lot of cologne, and prowls for cougars. Much appreciation.

A man who frequents Cadillac Cafe in Baton Rouge. Gym, tan, laundry. El guido guape was ignored by a grenade.

by Chiefnass December 30, 2012

Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.

That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.

by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019

Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence

Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."

by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019

Terraria Guide

Very hot guy please let me fuck him

"Hey, yesterday I learned how to craft something from the Terraria Guide."
"I want him to fuck me."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Winter Sumire December 4, 2021

Breaking Covid Guidelines

A euphemism for having an illicit extramarital affair as made famous by Matt Hancock on 25th June 2021

I regret breaking Covid guidelines.

by Henry G Darren June 25, 2021

The Terraria Guide

Very hot NPC that you get at the Start of playing Terraria.
He teaches you how to craft things and such.
Also I really wanna fuck him

Person: The Terraria Guide is really useful
Me: I want to fuck him.
Person: What is wrong with you

by Winter Sumire December 4, 2021