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about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......
by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020
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Growery

An indoor cannabis farm that cultivates organic weed utilizing sustainable grow methods.
I picked up some dank grown by that local Growery.
by Oregongold December 27, 2018
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Wine Growers

1. A delicious summertime cocktail containing 65% cheap wine and 45% fruit-flavoured Cider . While the recipe calls strictly for white wine, the flavour of Cider can vary (excluding Pomegranate). The cocktail's namesake is the "Growers" brand of apple cider, but some connoisseurs prefer the "Okanagan Premium" brand to "Growers".
"Zoe went to get some Okanagan Premium for the Wine Growers."
"Thanks for the delicious batch of Wine Growers, Kevin!"
"I can't believe Peter didn't like the Wine Growers, what a snob!"
"Ted, Lindsay and Lisa all had too much Wine Growers."
"Let's bring a bottle of Wine Growers on the bus with us; what could possibly go wrong?"
by Skywalkers July 5, 2009
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GroveRyda

very artistic and yet most lyrical
ayo son, u cant be a GroveRyda, u aint gangsta and u aint got skillz, uz a doja!
by 7up December 7, 2007
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grocering

pronunciation: (gro-sher-ing)
verb: to go to the grocery store
Hey where were you at?
I was grocering.
by noraa leachim January 2, 2011
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Grocery Guise

The outfit you choose when you expect NOT to run into anyone you know at the Megamart. Usually includes dark glasses and Crocs.
As I rounded the isle, whilst wearing my Grocery Guise, there stood Reverend Feltcher!
by Abiding Dude July 25, 2011
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Grocery store illiterate

When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.

Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.

"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian

"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
by Caityj August 27, 2013
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