Absolute sex gods. All men named Gregory are the hottest individuals alive at any give moment. They are kind and caring and loved by all around them. They are usually THICC as well
by Markwongshortdick February 21, 2022

Most of the time (99.99%), the man who possesses this name is a tall, dark, and handsome young fella with an absolute gargantuan meat sword. Friends of his line up with their mothers in tow so he can bless them with his secret sauce. An absolute specimen of sheer charisma, rigor, and mystique.
Dweeb 1: holy fuck, is that Joseph Gregory?
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
by CreamDoggin November 23, 2021

by littlehuman69 April 14, 2022

by jesusnutmaster June 26, 2019

guy 1: yo i was planin some shit yesterday
guy 2: yeah ik, that gregory guy said he would fuck your mom
guy 2: yeah ik, that gregory guy said he would fuck your mom
by fuckxboxlive December 8, 2021

A perfect man, who graduated Yardale (a mixture of Yale and Harvard) by the age of eight, who has beautiful long, blonde, curly hair which is more often than not kept in a ponytail. This man tends to love orange, and trying to kill other men typically of the name, 'Stanley Marsh' or 'Stan Marsh' for short. He's also usually a demon with tentacle arms, who died to Stanley Marsh throwing a banana peel his way at the grand canyon.
by Gregory Wolfgang Bellarose III April 24, 2024
