an older woman who tries to make herself look younger by wearing large amounts of make-up and/or the latest fashion clothing and accessories and/or often makes use of cosmetic surgery.
Does that granny fly really believe she looks attractive?
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.
by Stormrider0 April 23, 2009
Get the granny flymug. One who is addicted to banging their friends' grandmothers.
A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.
A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.
John: Damn, your g-ma is looking fine!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!
by jumbo granny panties January 10, 2011
Get the granny junkiemug. by AlPal March 14, 2007
Get the Granny Paradisemug. idiots like to complain about granny panties, "thongs" are ridculous and stupid. and label them "for old people"
idiot 1: shes hot!
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!
thongs are the new "granny panties"
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!
thongs are the new "granny panties"
by hate_society December 28, 2005
Get the granny pantiesmug. The decision to reject the idea of a night out and instead stay in, have a nap, and drink a cup of tea.
One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.
One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.
by Rodgers25 April 12, 2009
Get the Granny Timesmug. A short hairstyle consisting of little or no hair, think of any older school hip hop fro, shorter and feminized, gray or white, or pastel forms of hair colors in color, Sometimes seen with tight to loose curls or simply just a puff of hair. Usually worn by almost every older woman still alive, Requires maintanence of a daily repuffing trip to the beauty salon, and are known as "the regulars" at a salon. A young beauticians worst nightmare.
by getwiththefuture April 6, 2009
Get the Granny Fromug. A person who has violent sex with grandmothers.
It's an insult that'll make everyone laugh at the victim. Only use when you are cussing people down.
It's an insult that'll make everyone laugh at the victim. Only use when you are cussing people down.
by Killeress January 9, 2006
Get the granny bashermug.