On a older ladies death bed, her dying wish is to have 5 or more men jerk off into she mouth forcing her to choke on the excess amounts of excrement leading to a lack of oxygen. This leads to her dying breath being completely made of cum.
by Granny guzler January 1, 2020
Get the Granny Garglemug. A more crass term to describe the job of someone who works with the Geriatric community; particularly in the Dementia department of a hospice care company
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015
Get the Granny wranglermug. by AlPal March 14, 2007
Get the Granny Paradisemug. idiots like to complain about granny panties, "thongs" are ridculous and stupid. and label them "for old people"
idiot 1: shes hot!
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!
thongs are the new "granny panties"
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!
thongs are the new "granny panties"
by hate_society December 28, 2005
Get the granny pantiesmug. The decision to reject the idea of a night out and instead stay in, have a nap, and drink a cup of tea.
One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.
One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.
by Rodgers25 April 12, 2009
Get the Granny Timesmug. A short hairstyle consisting of little or no hair, think of any older school hip hop fro, shorter and feminized, gray or white, or pastel forms of hair colors in color, Sometimes seen with tight to loose curls or simply just a puff of hair. Usually worn by almost every older woman still alive, Requires maintanence of a daily repuffing trip to the beauty salon, and are known as "the regulars" at a salon. A young beauticians worst nightmare.
by getwiththefuture April 6, 2009
Get the Granny Fromug. A person who has violent sex with grandmothers.
It's an insult that'll make everyone laugh at the victim. Only use when you are cussing people down.
It's an insult that'll make everyone laugh at the victim. Only use when you are cussing people down.
by Killeress January 9, 2006
Get the granny bashermug.