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goonch

a catfish that is found in the foot hills of the Himalayas they can grow up to 12 ft and are able to swallow a man howl
an Indian man was confirmed swallowed by a goonch
by midnight-L7 August 20, 2010
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goon

1. A thug
2. An ice hockey player with no useful skills other than to try and kill people. Typically a horrible puck handler and skater.
3. An ugly (either aesthetically or personality wise) guy who is with a much hotter girl that he doesn't deserve.
3. "Hey, check out that girl. Why the hell is she with that goon??"
"Must be her retarded brother."
by J. Mac. September 14, 2007
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goon slut

A female drinker of cask wine. The word slut is used to denote the indiscriminate selection of alcoholic beverages.
A goon slut does not have to be sexually active.

The term 'goon slut' was first coined by a genius northcliffian after he witnessed the affinity two particular Perth females had to cheap alcoholic beverages in particularly Goon. He noted that they often prefered the company of goon to that of a gentleman and ritually would administer the beverage via a funnel. This practise would render them motionless or abusive within two hours of drinking.
eg: that goon slut would even drink turpentine.

eg: lucky goon can't transmit infections or she'd have died from AIDS long ago.
by twaddles October 24, 2006
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Goon bitch

When doing drugs there will always be that person who lays down where ever they are and won't do shit. This person is a goonbitch. Goonbitches usually care only about themselves and make no effort to hide it. Most will try to take advantage of you in some way or cause you trouble in an activity.
Goon bitch: "Yo you think you could spot me for that green we just smoked?"
Friend: "Man I've spotted your ass like 50 times you goon bitch."
by Mr. Peezy June 24, 2009
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Goon Tunez

Straight up hip-hop or R&B or Rap. with the heavy bass and the lyrics that don't make sense, but the beat is catchy and therefore all the Goons listen to it.
"damn dude! did you hear what those black guys were listening to?"

"yeah man! straight up Goon Tunez".
by JOMLAS September 18, 2010
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goonatic

one who subscribes to the unconventional on a daily basis; one who's behavior is always a mystery, as well as, a delight to the beholder.
When Socks slept on the boxes of crackers he was a true goonatic. Not he only thing that was crackers!
by the old bear February 4, 2010
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Gooncheese .

Meaning idiot , Mainly a cross between a Nobcheese and a goon . Mainly used around the Romford area .
idiotweirdnobcheesegoonGooncheese .
by Essex♥ November 5, 2009
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