Goofy Ass

Usually an insult, mainly used when roasting someone.

Boi, if you don't hurry yo' snail built ass up already I finna knock the stupid out yo' goofy ass.

by KillerKReyes December 19, 2016

Jade Goody

A frog-mouthed retard who appeared on big brother and not long after decided to appear on celebrity big brother and make it look as if anyone can be racist.

You: Holy shit! there's this egg shaped thing in a box!!
Me: lool it's Jade Goody!

by GraphicalRabbit March 22, 2009

Mourning Glory

Masturbating at a funeral. Often performed as a dare, sometimes as a form of closure.

It was a really beautiful service. It was open casket, so I enjoyed some mourning glory.

by Gabio July 7, 2011

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005

glory position

(n.) 1. The shittiest shift and/or job at work that a person can get stuck in. Then the douchebag boss comes along and names it the "glory position" merely to patronize you and show just how insignificant you are. 2. Plastering yourself face first into the bathroom wall with knees spread as wide as possible. This allows for deepest penetration into the glory hole.

Today the boss announced that I would be taking the Glory Position from 2AM to 12AM. I was confused as to how I would keep myself pressed against the bathroom wall for that long, but was later informed that the fucking douchebag is just putting me on the shittiest shift possible.

by Jackson Brown-eye October 25, 2006

Glory stealer

Someone who takes credit for a source of fame or honour they did not create, also may refer to someone who jumps into a situation at the last moment and claims precedence.

Urban dictionary author 1: Hey dude check out this new word ive created, ive spent goddamn weeks on it.

Urban dictionary author 2: Oh yeh? lets have a look.....

Urban dictionary author 1: Hey what are you doing?

Urban dictionary author 2: Finders keepers fucker.

Urban dictionary author 1: Goddamn glory stealer.

President Roosevelt: Id like to thank the armed forces and all those at home in the USA for single handedly winning the second world war.

Churchill: Fucking glorystealer.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

international gloryhole

noun: A gloryhole-type scene where a guy receives a blowjob through a wall or fence that separates two countries.

I love me some Tijuana whores but the drug cartels & violence keep me from visiting the city. Luckily for me the ladies are always down to do an international gloryhole!

by h4i2g0h September 15, 2012