by Gooderest January 10, 2017
Get the gooderest mug.basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
by Parker. June 5, 2004
Get the goober mug.by retsej May 8, 2009
Get the goobery mug.1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
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"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"
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"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"
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"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"
by BPatek October 9, 2014
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Get the Goofy goober mug.An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).
The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.
You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
by Audifred October 8, 2008
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