Saying goodbye to some old friends

To visit the toilet in order to defecate. To have a poo. To drop the kids off at the pool.

"Sorry I couldn't come to the phone. I was saying goodbye to some old friends."

by Simon D Cox November 19, 2007

say goodbye

rick astley would never do that

never gonna say goodbye

by jordan poole fan March 23, 2021

Nubian Goodbye

A kind of party departure usually employed whenever the mood generally wasn’t nice or the host is a dickhead.

It involves taking a piss into a spot where it wont be noticed until morning, and subsequently leaving unannounced.

John: Man, Elliot was furious this morning because greg pulled a nubian goodbye at his Party last night.
Greg: Serves him well, he only served us austrian beer.

by Mogeritz July 18, 2022

goodyears

Legendary condoms that are used for homosexual sex only. Built extra-thick so that they won't tear during anal sex. Whether or not any such condoms were ever produced, they were quite a common way to diss someone in parts of the United States, mainly during the 1990's.

Johhny: "Man, I'm such a pimp! I have an entire drawer in my room just full of condoms!"

Jimmy: "Whatever, you fag! They're probably all goodyears!

by P.J.H November 8, 2007

British Goodbye

When somebody says goodbye, but doesn't leave. The opposite of an Irish Goodbye.

Theresa gave us a British goodbye - we found her still sitting in the foyer hours later.

by Empomeow March 29, 2019

Say Goodbye To Your Kneecaps

A good comeback for when an asshole is making fun of you for being short

Asshole: You're so short lmao, you can't even hurt someone!
Person: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

by StarShiningAgain October 30, 2019

Goody Tushu

Someone who is always doing the right thing, and supposivly never does anything bad or wrong.

That kid is such a Goody Tushu. He never swears or nothing.

by supertrooper257 June 20, 2008