Spartan Goodbye

When you tell people you are leaving but two hours later you are still hanging out with everyone
Didn't Joe say he was leaving, yeah he is pulling a Spartan Goodbye
by Chance021993 December 16, 2023
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Jesus Goodbye

When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
by SausageTunnel March 31, 2024
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thompson goodbye

When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.
Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."
by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023
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Old Texas Cassie Goodbye

When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving
I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.
by Lolyougoogledthis December 02, 2024
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Brazilian goodbye

Similar to the “Irish goodbye” but in addition to leaving the party without saying goodbye you also call the cops on the party
Fuck those guys. Time to hit the Brazilian goodbye
by Farkus dee March 28, 2024
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Cloggs goodbye

Similar to an Irish goodbye, but when pulled by an Irishman on fellow Irish
John OBrien pulled another Cloggs goodbye
by Alan Chang November 02, 2018
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Dirty Irish Goodbye

When one or more parties leave a restaurant without telling anyone they are leaving and without paying any part of the group bill.
Jason: Where did Lucas and John go? The bill is $200 and they never paid.

Jim: They walked out the door like 5 minutes ago. Looks like they pulled a dirty Irish goodbye.
by Dr. Roboto February 22, 2025
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