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GooberBilly

Definition of a short,cute,very muscular,queer, cowboy icon.
I saw a GooberBilly today!, he was sooo Banjumpanus!”
by Konkeywacker3000 September 3, 2023
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alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.
Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...
by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017
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Goofy goober

Exactly what it means
by I would really appreciate it December 14, 2019
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Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.
Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.
by KrakMan November 25, 2020
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Slinging Goob

A euphemism for jacking off. The term is deprived of the substance, goob, that is ejected, slung, from the male genitalia.
Chester was caught behind the water cooler on the 6th tee box slinging goob, at least he got it out of his system.
by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022
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goober head

Jonathan who sits behind me at work.
What? you used all but the last half-millimetre of milk, and still put the bottle back in the fridge? you are a complete and utter goober head!
by KathrynH November 10, 2008
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Gobshite

Not necessarily a bad thing. A Gobshite, for better or worse, talks incessantly without provocation or purpose and most often without principle. The term Gobshite is Irish in origin, from the old Irish gob, or mouth, and shite, or shit. Shite of the Gob is the primary foundation of the word. It first appeared in print in the “manuscript glossary of US Navy terms” as a word for enlisted men, comparing them to tobacco spit. TheGobshite.com uses the word to capture a wide range of characters. In their first “Gobshite of the Month” they awarded Gary Busey with “Most Amusing” while also awarding Dr. Phil McGraw with “Most Annoying”. They also refer to their staff as Gobshites. Rightly so, a Gobshite for all their yammer can be quite entertaining, and therefore the term may be used as one of endearment.
(From TheGobshite.com) … TheGobshite.com’s first ever “Gobshite of the Month” award for “Most Amusing” goes to Gary Busey... If Gobshite was a type of stone than Busey was carved from it. He goes off on unprovoked rants, promotes unfounded (if at all preconceived) conspiracy theories, and gives “advice” in the form of acronyms for virtually every concept entered into the dictionary.
by Bogshite June 23, 2008
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