Lolly gobble bliss bombs

An australian carmel popcorn treat that sounds like something dirty.

"Yeah she gave me a lolly gobble bliss bombs."

by Chamboa January 17, 2017

Gobble dee gook spasm

The exact point of reflux during deep fellatio inflicted upon the female throat.

Lara: I went down on Steve the other night and almost spewed, he shoved my head down to far..

Jess: oh.. You mean you experienced a gobble dee gook spasm?

by stink wizard November 21, 2013

Hob-Gobble Titty Juice

Hob-Gobble Titty Juice is when a woman's titties become a sloppy mess of cum, spit, and titty milk.

Man, last night was so crazy, I had sex with a chick and it became a mess of Hob-Gobble Titty Juice.

by HailSATANandDROPtheNUKES July 24, 2017

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 08, 2007

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 02, 2020

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020

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the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

is simply destruction

Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 05, 2021