A delicious, fruity, and overpowering refreshment you will find at the Fifth Wheel. Beware of it's after effects which include a ball gag, a camper, and a refreshing morning shower.
Bryan: What the hell happened to you last night?
Jeff: One too many Gillett Banana Buckets I guess.
Bryan: So what happened?
Jeff: I'm not exactly sure. I woke up in Bert's camper, tied to the bed, and a ball gag in my mouth.
Bryan: Good Lord. You okay?
Jeff: You know, all things considering? At least I was able to get a hot shower.
Bryan: Good point.
Jeff: One too many Gillett Banana Buckets I guess.
Bryan: So what happened?
Jeff: I'm not exactly sure. I woke up in Bert's camper, tied to the bed, and a ball gag in my mouth.
Bryan: Good Lord. You okay?
Jeff: You know, all things considering? At least I was able to get a hot shower.
Bryan: Good point.
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Person 2: 'Who?'
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Person 2: 'Okay..?'
Person 2: 'Who?'
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Person 2: 'Okay..?'
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Never judge a Gilbert without knowing them!
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Girl 1: Psst Girl 2, Gilbert likes u
Girl 2: How do u know, also he’s weird
*Girl 3 walks in*
Girl 1: I’m his best friend and he isn’t weird u just gonna get to know him and maybe you’ll like him but I just wished he’d like me back
Girl 3: Are you guys talking about a Gilbert?
Girl 1 and Girl 2: How did you know!
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Girl 2: How do u know, also he’s weird
*Girl 3 walks in*
Girl 1: I’m his best friend and he isn’t weird u just gonna get to know him and maybe you’ll like him but I just wished he’d like me back
Girl 3: Are you guys talking about a Gilbert?
Girl 1 and Girl 2: How did you know!
Girl 3: Urban Dictionary
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2. When a women doesn't wash her vagina for a long enough period of time which accumulates a pungent, tuna like oder and in the event of douching her twat, scrapes off sores from her previous partner then sends the douche as a present to her douchebag boyfriend.
3. Cindy Allen.
2. When a women doesn't wash her vagina for a long enough period of time which accumulates a pungent, tuna like oder and in the event of douching her twat, scrapes off sores from her previous partner then sends the douche as a present to her douchebag boyfriend.
3. Cindy Allen.
1. My ex boyfriend was a big cock rocker but I dumped his ginger loving ass cause he was a douchey gifter.
2. So I hooked up with this chick and she was a real freak. She sucked and fucked and quacked like a duck. One day we got into a fight and she said she would make it up to me. The next day I received a package from her and there was a bloody douche rag that smelled like pungent tuna. Because I loved her and her smell, I used it as a loufa for my face and now I have cold sores. That dumb bitch is a douchey gifter.
3. Cindy Allen has big tits but she is a total douchey gifter.
2. So I hooked up with this chick and she was a real freak. She sucked and fucked and quacked like a duck. One day we got into a fight and she said she would make it up to me. The next day I received a package from her and there was a bloody douche rag that smelled like pungent tuna. Because I loved her and her smell, I used it as a loufa for my face and now I have cold sores. That dumb bitch is a douchey gifter.
3. Cindy Allen has big tits but she is a total douchey gifter.
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