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Gentleman’s Delima

Consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. The pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.

Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.
I had the Gentleman’s Delima today. I gambled and sadly, I lost. I sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. I should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2017
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Gentleman's Fart

when a man pretends to fart to create the illusion that a female is not the reason he is spraying air freshener.
Freddy did a gentleman's fart, to keep Julie from realizing the air freshener was for her foot oder.
by st1n3r May 24, 2019
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Gentlemans sasuage

Oh yes chump look at that gentlemans sasusage
by fadnams October 11, 2019
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gentlespygentleman

a gay fucking cunt who leads an h cult on a shitty discord server
gentlespygentleman: h
bramble: h
SkellXV: h
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gentlemen sweep

When a team doesn’t get swept in a series and only manages to win one game
The nuggets managed a gentlemen sweep and avoided getting swept by the lakers by only winning one game in the series
by MyUbr1 September 25, 2020
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Gentleman’s Facial

When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
Max gave me a gentleman’s facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.

Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
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Gentleman’s sip

The last sip of water (or other beverage) left as a courtesy for the recipient of a guy’s load, post-oral. Necessary when he knows he won’t want to get up to refill the glass completely.
Bro 1: “Bro, I got the craziest head from my girl last night

Bro 2: “Yo, did you leave her the gentleman’s sip?”

Bro 1: “It’s 2022 dawg, what do you take me for?”
by Bako Caker June 20, 2022
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