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Garrison

A usually fat and lightskin version of Shrek who has trouble with women because of his appearance. Is known to be a dick to children. Very fond of name calling and pranks on friends who are easy targets.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen garrison around?
Person 2: Ya here he comes right now.
Garrison: Hey fags where's your mommy's

Person 1: shut up shrek.
by Ya_you_know_me March 5, 2016
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Garbitch

Unlike a normal bitch, this type of female is the lowest of the low. This term is meant for a ugly, skanky, trashy bitch that thinks that she is the shit, but really is just hot garbage. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being highest), a garbitch is a -2.

(Note: Garbitch can be used as a noun or as an adjective)
Dude #1: If you were stranded on an island with Tara Reid and you got horny, would you do her?

Dude #2: LMAO are you serious? Hell no! That bitch is trash!

Dude #3: Yeah dude, she's a garbitch
by TonyB23 January 4, 2009
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Garrett Hill

A ghetto part of Radnor, PA that is full of hoes and either gangsta wannabes.

Kids here are a lot harder than the rest of Radnor and it's the only part of the township that fits into the Delaware County stereotype.

Most people either hang out at the park, ghp, or the trolly station.

Most kids do drugs and enjoy ballin or fighting at the park.

It's a cool place to live except for the girls being sluts, and Radnor police dishing out tickets.
-Hey do I see a hooker on the corner of Conestoga and Garrett?

-Nope, just a ghill slut!

-Gotta love Garrett Hill!
by GswissG October 4, 2012
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Garrett

He is very cocky around his friends but when your alone with him he's sweet as fuck! He's willing to give up anything for you and loves to shower you with compliments. He's very athletic but some people think of him as a shit faced bastard...... But there just very jealous.
Girl 1: Tht guy is hot as fuck!🍆💦
Girl 2: Oh yeah! He has to be a Garrett for sure!
by 265875@bwls.net December 15, 2016
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Garrett

Garrett’s are usually nice, kind, caring. They care for others. Lady’s man. He puts everyone else before himself. He has a big heart filled with joy and love. He is tall very athletic and so sweet. Very attractive
Hey look it’s Garrett.
Wow isn’t he handsome
by BMS12604 May 10, 2018
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Garrido

He’s kind of funny in group settings but when you’re one on one it’s hella scary. He says the n-word in front of your parents, invites you and 100 losers to every party. Allows big tall men to sleep on his couch. Thinks he’s buff but just has an inferiority complex.
What are you, fucking gay? -Garrido
by The Brosen June 11, 2018
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gerrited

The act of getting screwed by a shitty code review software system. Most commonly Gerrit.
"I approved your checkin, did it merge yet?"
"Na, I got fucking gerrited."
by TRON September 4, 2012
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