garfield

(N.) A Funny (not in the humorous sense, but funny nonetheless) Comic Strip and early 90's CBS cartoon, but a horrible, atrocious live action movie set for a Spring 2004.

I'm no psychic, but I predict that the Garfield live-action movie will be 2004's "Hulk."

by G-Union November 6, 2003

garcia vega

A corner store cigar used to roll up a blunt. Green leaf style preferred.

"Bay Area roll up your garcai vegas"
-Redman lyric

by Berkdeep July 11, 2005

Garfield

Garfield is a comic strip that first appeared in newspapers June 19th, 1978. Garfield is an overweight, lazy, lasagna loving orange cat who is usually mocked about his weight. Jon is a "geek" who tries to get a date while usually it fails. Odie is a Beagle who is hated by Garfield and gets pushed off the table.

Jon: You're gaining weight, Garfield

Garfield: Am not! I'm just getting softer.

by rtucker913 June 3, 2012

garfep

A straight man with homosexual tendencies.

Garfep, of the Saosin forum, helps out alot.

by j to the ordan June 8, 2004

Garfield Syndrome

eating so much that you feel the need to take a nap when you're done.

"Riley just ate so much food, he's suffering from Garfield Syndrome. I guess I'll go wake him up in a few hours in time for the Charger game."

by TheShocker516 December 20, 2009

A Garfield

The act of receiving oral sex while eating lasagna and watching television.

Today is my birthday so I better get a Garfield when I get home.

by the_yeti October 8, 2012

Garcia Garza

This is the name of Rio Grande Valley chicks who are hoodrats, tricks, crazy mexican women, cock boppers.

Este buey, that Larissa is a Garcia Garza!

by Mad Desperado May 20, 2011