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Maximum Goofing

The act of getting crack, rolling it in weed and sprinkling it with meth, then dipping it in lean and dipping it again in crack, and smoking it with bong fire, then eat it with alcohol mixed with rat poison, then shower your body in radiation and toxic waste, and after for the munchies eat a 2 feet tall burger stacked with meat and chemicals, and wash THAT down with a gallon of coke, inhale asbestos, have a quick snack and munch on some insulation and sleep inside a car with the engine running and while theres an active gas leak
Oh yeah that was crazy, last night were Maximum Goofing and frank totally got washed
by kakarotrose June 27, 2023
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Goosing

Goosing 4 fingers in the vagina, thumb up the ass anus, catch the girl by surprise and she'll scream like a goose.
"Man, I was goosing jenny so hard last night. She'll be eating bread for a week"
by couchdog August 7, 2014
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gooshness

used in expressions of surprise, alarm, etc.
a synonym to 'goodness'
"oh my gooshness, dude! when you pissed off that teacher i thought i was goin to die from laughter!"
by JuJu Juicebox June 18, 2008
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Goofin'

To act strange or out of character whilst under the influence of Marijuana, Alcohol, Drugs, etc.
Ah man he's Goofin'
That weed has him Goofin'
He came into school Goofin' the other day!
by Ross Hurst September 26, 2014
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gooseneck

Orginated from jamiro moon of the cleveland cavailers a shooters follow threw should look like a goose's neck. So after a shooter makes a 3 point shot he then puts his index finger and thumb togther making a goose as the Q in cleveland goes crazy...
what a perfect goosneck on that shoot.
I can gooseneck mo gotti
by Chase.cash June 14, 2010
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Goosie

When a guy sticks his index finger in a girls asshole at the same time putting his thumb in her vagina and rubbing the two fingers together while inside her.
Dude last night that freak i met at the bar asked me to give her the Goosie.
by DATANK133 May 29, 2009
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Connor Gooding

A name.
A person that watches homosexual intercourse every night at precisely 12:00PM, or sometimes 11:00PM.
Connor Gooding - 'I am going to DDoS your toaster if you take down TheEclipseKnight m8.'
by ItsChalky September 1, 2016
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