Glassturbating

The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.

"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"

"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."

"...You're doing it again!"

by Jawful October 25, 2011

Glassman

Someone who is very transparent and cannot hide anything

That dude got convicted of a crime because he was so shit at lying, he’s a right glassman

by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict February 23, 2020

slave to the glass pipe

addicted to crack rock

that fuckin ho...is a slave to the glass pipe

by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007

glassist

this is when you discriminate against a person for wearing glasses

dude1:she's cute, but she's got glasses...
Dude2:Your so glassist!

by Frank MacE November 19, 2009

Sarah Palin Glasses

Glasses worn by a female which give men the urge to whip out their cocks and bust a magnum load on the bitches face. These glasses do NOT have to be prescription, because their sole purpose is to make the dumb hole running for vice president appear more intelligent, than the seaman receptacle that she really is.

I bought my girlfriend a pair of Sarah Palin Glasses so she didn't get another eye infection when I make yatzy on her face.

by Jonny Blue February 19, 2009

Glass Slipper

When her pussy fits your dick like Cinderella and her glass slipper

She took every inch like a glass slipper

by BeautyIzMyName September 3, 2016

Glaswegian Glory Hole

The Glaswegian Glory Hole is a variant of The Glory Hole, and is not limited to the city of Glasgow, it can be enjoyed the world over. Partakers in this special kind of sexual activity place their penis into a Pot Noodle (or other suitable foodstuff) and make their way down the street pushing their cock into neighbours letterboxes. More often than not this is rewarded by a very appreciative canine who will proceed to enjoy the Pot Noodle coated phallus whilst sexually peasuring the participant. This practice is not limited to men as by carefully placing a spoonful of Pot Noodle into the vagina ladies can position themselves against a neighbours letterbox quite easily with the help of a small brick to step on and appreciate hours of "licky dog" stimulation.

Joe had a Glaswegian Glory Hole Last Night, that dog licked the lot off.

by BeermanV December 1, 2013