Getting Joshed

Getting Joshed - Becoming ridiculously drunk and soiling yourself. Usualy resulting in some-one helping you to relieve yourself and that person being subject to urine attacks.

Fuck mate, he is so joshed it's unbelievable. Call him a Taxi, i'm not going near him. He shouldn't be Getting Joshed if he wants to pull tonight.

by Gypsy T April 5, 2007

gettin' straight Carled

when you make a serpentine effort to ditch that one aquaintance that nobody of likes.

I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.

Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

Getting stone

USA - smoking weed
Muslim nations - death by rocks

USA - bro lets go to the dispensary and get stoned!

Muslims - "why is she getting stone" "because i saw her ankles"

by Infamous_TF May 22, 2018

gettin slutty

another term for getting drunk or tore up

were gettin slutty tonight

by rise 186 October 15, 2010

gettin paid

When you're taking a dump at work on the clock, you're gettin paid to poop.

Jim:Where the hell have you been, Bill? The meeting started 5 minutes ago!

Bill:Gettin paid

Jim:<high fives Bill>

by The Ant Christ March 28, 2016

getting Branson’ed

When someone tells a long boring story and in the end it wasn’t even worth it to listen to. Much like driving to Branson, MO. A long boring drive that ends in disappointment.

Dude I listened to her for 20 minutes and then I figured out I was getting Branson’ed.

by trugentlemen670 April 21, 2018

getting changed

The act of being walked in on while masturbating.

A common excuse used when you are caught yankin' your shit.

To masturbate, usually in close vicinity to other people.

My roommates walked in on me while I was getting changed.

If you continue to practice not knocking before you enter my room, you may witness me getting changed.

Yo, I'mma go get changed.

by Ad Rock May 28, 2008