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Watching Videos

to be deep in thought or daydreaming about random thoughts or ideas (particularly music video choreographies and dance routines.) Although physically present; the individual is mentally unavailable and often VirginiaWolfing.
Roman heard the new Janet Jackson single and has now mentally left our presence while he is Watching Videos about all his ideas for the song's choreography.
by Carnitos August 17, 2008
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feltching

1) Gay men who use allegedly gerbils in their anal sex. The gerbil is supposed to asphyxiate and the death spasms are considered pleasurable. Possibly meant as an allegory on the supposed selfishness of Gays.

2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.

3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.

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An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
After Fletching, followed by more Anal Sex, the Gerbil was pushed above <insert celebrity here>'s rectal Shelf and could only be removed at a hospital.
by DrWho August 21, 2004
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Bird watching

Vancouver area slang for smoking cigarettes, popular in high schools due to it's subtlety.
by Birdwatcher950 April 8, 2015
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watching sportscenter

old lady: what are you doing tonight?

dude: watching sportscenter, watching the cardinals game.

old lady: tight
by clammy11239 April 27, 2010
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Watching Trash Cans Dry

It's like watching paint dry, but smells like ass usually. Also beware of abbundance of free time.
Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.
by Tyranid5 August 17, 2011
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Fetching Midget

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.
Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!
by legitBOSS December 15, 2011
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