monkey function

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

Ackermann function

In the computational sciences, the Ackermann function (represented as A(m,n) is the simplest example of a total function (a function defined for all possible input values) which is computable but not primitive recursive, which was originally formulated to disprove the once-common belief that every computable function was also primitive recursive, but is now used to generate absurdly large numbers to horrify mathematicians.

Calling the Ackermann function with (4, 4) as its parameters is already too large to calculate for most computers.

xkcd's number calls the Ackermann function with Graham's Number as both of its parameters.

by Ἀπολλύων September 17, 2016

fashion before function

When something is more about the appearence than the functionality or working.

Literal meaning: "I don't understand girls with high heels, it's fashion before function." (high heels are extremely uncomfortable, but fashionable)
Joke-like/metaphorical meaning:

-Look at that poser, can he even ollie?
-I don't think so, fashion before function. (Posers only look good, they can't do shit)
P.s. I'm not a native-speaker, so the examples might be a bit lame, but I'm pretty sure the definition is right.

by A man into AmE slang October 21, 2017

high-functioning neurotypical

A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.

These positive traits include:
Not needing to make small talk
Not playing head games
Not playing office politics
Prefering function over prettiness
Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)

In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie.

This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

fictional googology

noun - the cult-like act of creating numbers "higher" than Absolute Infinity, a number higher than the known infinity using Unicode symbols.

Person: There is nothing higher than Infinity.
Nerd: Uhmmm ackhsually it's The Absolute Finality Ending of Fictional Googology 500HD 🤓
Person: No it isn't?
Nerd: According to fickshunal googologee it is 🤓
Person: What the fuck?

by unicodeixixixi July 29, 2023

Fractionally pussier

Slightly smaller than Thomas Gaywoods already quire small penis.

I think the match bonuses on cod get fractionally pussier.

by wilko194 January 7, 2010

Function Junction

The Function Junction is a chain of sex shops and porta-brothels located in municipalities in 43 US States, Mexico and Canada. Their tag line is "Function Junction Your Number One Spot for Fucktion Suction."

Hey Bill wanna head down to The Function Junction
How'd ya know I was in the mood for some Fucktion Suction

by Chad McLadington May 22, 2019