fuction 

Like fiction, however proper diction indicates a more widespread chaotic pattern of unreal events.

Billy Jo was spotted making out with her cousin. And to top it off, they were on the steps of the newly built church down on Main Street. Stranger than fuction, I say!

fuction by Doug Hill July 31, 2007

functionalism 

A French post-structuralist movement in the 1970's that argued that philosophy was a actually a critique of power.

Underwritten by Foucalt.

Foucalt argued that functionalism divided society into a duality of power: oppressed and oppressor.

functionalism by sandraxine September 16, 2018

pulmonary functions 

One big ass word for "lung checkup"

Riley "i have to get a pulmonary functions test tomaro"
Bill "oh, are you haveing trouble breathing?"

pulmonary functions by MurrDaddy8 November 6, 2011

funstioning 

Having the appearance of working, but lacking the results thereof.

After the system upgrade, everything is funstioning normally.

funstioning by nefarious77 May 18, 2006

Functioning 

Partaking in an event along with your peers or with a member of the opposite sex that is highly enjoyable.

Example 1:
me: How was the party last night?
her: That shit was functioning!

Example 2:
numero uno: What u boutta do tonight?
numero dos: Imma get it functioning with some hoochie!

Functioning by aktives March 15, 2009

fuction 

When a person or group performs a function and royally F!@#$ it up!

Etymology: UD for dumbsh!t move.

(Insert your department here) is performing quite the fuction with their new process.

fuction by caribgirl October 3, 2008

Functional 

Passable with no otherwise outstanding qualities.

The joke made me chuckle; it's functional.

Functional by The_Kickster March 5, 2020