fucktardqueerassbagwhore 

A combination of the words fuck, retard, queer, assbag, and whore, used to describe one's roomate when you are upset with him/her.

"Dude, you're suck a fucktardqueerassbagwhore!"

fucktardqueerassbagwhore by mathguyq March 21, 2005

Fucktard 

A fucking retard. Someone who lacks common sense. Someone who constantly messes up on normally accepted social standards.
dumbass doucebag douche

Ben:"Did you just lock your keys in your car?"
Kris:"Shit, I totally did..."
Ben:"you fucktard!"

Fucktard by Whatdoyaknow March 26, 2008

fuck tart 

used when someone acts as, or is being a "fuck tart" or "fucktart" not to be mistaken for a toaster pastry.

you fuck tart

fuck tart by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

Fucktard 

1. n: the state of being a fuck while at the same time illustrating the qualities of a mentally challenged personel, or, presently, a retard
2. n: one's innate ability to illustrate extreme dumbassness/bitchiness, even beyond the scopes of a normal fuck and/or retard
3. n: one who repeatedly and liberally uses the word "Doop" (see definition)

Gee! That sure was a great game of monopoly, and... HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT THAT FUCKTARD

Fucktard by Sonny April 9, 2003

Fucktard Apocalypse

Same as a Zombie Apocalypse other than it is an event happening right now; with real people; that are alive and should be dead; the real stupid people you have to deal with everyday. The roaming of people walking the Earth acting or behaving like idiots, retards, or with no intellect. Aka: Dumbasses, nincompoops, maroons, morons, ass-wipes, dickheads, and jerks.

"What the hell is wrong with people today?!"
"It's the Fucktard Apocalypse, remember?"

Fucktard Apocalypse by Guzzi October 23, 2014

fucktarded 

something so messed up that it is beyond stupid

That new policy is just fucktarded.

fucktarded by insatia August 20, 2003

fucktastic 

Someone of either sex who is a great lay.

Dude, Janet is totally fucktastic!

fucktastic by jaydawg February 19, 2005