An idiot. A screwup.
(When your friend is walking on the edge of a board and making it flip over) You: Just walk on the center and don't be a fucktard!
by Liface February 17, 2003

Someone who insults a democrat for simply being a democrat based on their own opinion and/or research.
by Laurz December 3, 2004

Runefanz is fucktarded
by Bobwhololorok February 4, 2007

by Woetra October 30, 2003

Noun?? The mental state immediatly after really great sex. Charactoristic of acting silly, goofy, being clumsy or just generaly in a silly mood following awesome sex due to lots of endorphines running rampit throughout the brain. To be fucked stupid.
That sex was sooo great, afterwards he was acting fucktarded.
I fucked her so hard, afterwards she was fucktarded.
That goofy dance he does after we have sex is so fucktarded.
I fucked her so hard, afterwards she was fucktarded.
That goofy dance he does after we have sex is so fucktarded.
by Silly Fuck June 25, 2010

A person whose actions can be described as far beyond retarded. This descriptor is frequently used after a night of heavy drinking.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Dan was arrested for peeing on the police station last night?
Guy 2: Man that guy is a fucktard!
Guy 2: Man that guy is a fucktard!
by Michael Steinhour April 15, 2006

Combination of retard and fucker. As such, fucktard infers a person who acts both incredibly stupid and incredibly assholish at the same time.
After the underage student openly admitted to having three alcoholic drinks to the school newspaper and to the police, the fucktard pleaded "Not Guilty" to charges of underage drinking.
by richard p April 30, 2006
