I went out on a blind date and got horribly blotto on martinis, started flirting with other patrons of the establishment, only to then end up staying the night with this said date and getting spooked there's a body next to me in the morning and hardly recognizing them. As a result of my previous night's poor behavior, the date never calls you again. What a royal fuck up, get it together!
by juanita von mendezarro December 12, 2008
Last night, "I fucked up"
by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018
by t double d ya'll July 25, 2004
Worse than a fuck up a wannabe fuck up goes out their way to draw attention to the "fact" that their life is sooooo bad. They tell you all their "problems" which are not really that bad and blame any failure or error on their part on their past. They make public displays of sadness or stupidity and want the world to know how "hard" they have it. They actually want to be victims when they are in reality probably not at all. Some film examples of wannabe fuck ups are Demi Moore in St Elmos Fire, Billy Crudup in Inventing the Abbotts and Clea DuVall in The Faculty.
by Ste Crayston November 03, 2006
Normally only done in pornography, when a man or multiple men, ejaculate on a woman's face completely covering it in semen.
Since it was her first porn, Mary let all three men give her a fucked up facial to show she is up for anything.
by Porn-Off January 06, 2011
Threat suggesting that the enemy should leave or be quite. The enemy may take the advice (see punked) or disregard the advice (see toe to toe or fight).
by Beedub January 31, 2004
"Damn can't believe I just backed into that truck, better bill the fuck up!"
"Man I just ran over that shovel better bill the Fuck up and yell at who ever left it there"
"Man I just ran over that shovel better bill the Fuck up and yell at who ever left it there"
by Captan Ging Beard January 19, 2017