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toilet fart

A fart while one is on the toilet. It's especially loud due to the amplifying effects of the ceramic bowl. They never seem to happen in less someone is nearby.
The guy in the next stall let loose a fusillade of toilet farts, so I hurried out of the restroom before I busted up laughing.
by Braiun August 2, 2005
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Fartash

An extremely rare and unique Persian name meaning honorable and graceful. You will be lucky to come across anyone with this name even once in your lifetime. This name most-likely belongs to someone of Iranian decent. Typical nicknames given to people with this name are Fart-ash, Farty, and Fartass. Despite the word fart being in the name, most people with this name are not highly flatulent. This name likely belongs to someone who is very intelligent, cool, and hilarious. You don't wanna mess with Fartash.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Fartash, the new kid?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I've never met someone with that name before.
by Fmister April 17, 2011
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ass fart

a huge BASS booming fart that's shockwave alerts other people sitting on the couch, bench, floor or bed.
that ASS FART knocked over my drink, and it was 4 feet away!
by brodizzle January 6, 2004
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fartastic

When you fart very loudly and get a great sense of relief, as the pressure from the gut is released through a great fart.
Aah, that was fartastic, I can relax again now.
by Avoura December 28, 2005
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fart 'n dart

When your buddy is taking to a girl, walk up and start some small talk for a short amount of time, fart (silently), then take off so they think its him.
See Jeff trying to impress those hot girls over there, I think it's time for a fart 'n dart.
by K Siddy September 7, 2005
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stealth fart

A ninja fart that has been held in and then is strategically released right as you hear someone else close by rip a big one. That way, EVERYONE, except you, will just think it is ONE HUGE STINKY FART from the other guy!
Since I work with Old Ass Blaster, and only release stealth farts, no one even realizes what a fartist I am.
by Jeff Artist January 2, 2007
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Bypass Fart

bahy-pas, -pahs, fahrt

Noun, Verb

A flatus expelled while fecal matter is sitting in the rectum, therefore forcing the gas around the solid matter and taking some particles along with it as it is expelled through the anus.

A flatus expelled through the anus that is forced around something blocking the anal orifice usually hard packed excrement or a large turd. the effect is a particular smelling flatus whose odor is very similar to whatever is about to be excreted within minutes.
Dude1: "What's wrong?"
Dude2: "I Have to take a crap"
Dude1: "So go!"
Dude2: "FRRRAPPhhpfff..."
Dude1: "Smells like shit, did you just crap your pants???"
Dude2: "Naaa, total Bypass Fart hahah"
Dude1: "Gross, it literally smells like a turd!"
Dude2: "I know, I'll be right back I'm going to take a dump."
by Mario Warman August 14, 2012
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