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first fruits

The flow of coffee that first comes out of the coffee maker when brewing a new batch of coffee. This really only applies to the standard, counter-top, drip style brewers. The "first fruits" are the lowest acidity, highest flavor a batch of coffee will ever be.

The best way to brew and drink good coffee in an office environment is to start the brew cycle but leave your cup under the drip spout. When your cup is full, put the coffee pot back under.

This feature of coffee brewing is evidenced by the growing popularity of one-cup-at-a-time brewers, such as the Keurig and Senseo brand single cup coffee makers.
"It is better to take the first fruits than be left with the pot." - Anonymous
by coffee-thrilla April 16, 2011
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fruit neck

someone so fat they have a fat neck
That fat guys a fruit neck.
by Fag Legs January 11, 2009
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oyster fruit

"Damn, that hoe ova' there got herself a damn big set of oyster fruit round her neck."
by junksniffer45 December 27, 2013
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fruit loop

I've always used fruit loop to describe someone who was a bit dippy or loopy, in the mad, scatter-brained sense.
I can't believe you just said that, you fruit loop!
by Em1710 August 3, 2006
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The Fruits Of Win

The 6 fruits that equal win;

Apple
Orange
Pineapple
Watermelon
Kiwi
Banana
When loss is approaching eat The Fruits Of Win
by LHPL3 March 30, 2010
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fruit salaad

Is a term used by a Facebook user under the name Firas Al Maghrabi to describe a football team after a particularly shameful performance that could be due to: a state of confusion, Disorder, Poor Organization or generally influenced by excessive food or alcoholic intake.
today they were fruit salaad.

The defense was absolute fruit salaad.

Would you like a fruit salaad ?? No, I would like us to win .
by theotherone May 3, 2009
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Fruit corner

A Müller Product eaten by Mark in the hit tv show: The Peep Show, the yoghurt is named in the conversation:

Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.
Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.
by Whiteguy584,295,074 May 28, 2019
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