Froner

(Fro-ner) - noun.
A froner is the state of a your penis when you're starting to get a boner but it's not quite there, and when looked at from the side, it is in the shape of a frown. Can be used for accurately describing an appropriate state of sexual arousal, or for making fun of someone who is way too interested in something.

Example 1:
Stuart - "Dude did you see that chick over there at Chicken Fil-A? SO sexy!"

Ralph - "Where...(pauses)...OH! Man, i'm gettin a froner over here!"

Example 2:
(Ralph is staring at a car)

Stuart - "Bro, stop eye-f***ing that 350Z man, let's go."

Ralph - "Can't bro, do you SEE this thing?!?"

Stuart - "Don't get a froner over it man, jeeze..."

by Patroose August 24, 2009

Froner

An erection (i.e. boner) one gets when it's cold outside, as if one has a frozen boner.

"Dude I'm so cold, I've goosebumps and a froner!"

by SouthernMiss Dude October 22, 2009

Froner

When a guy gets head when it's freezing cold outside, thus freezing his manhood.

Guy1: Dude, i just got the best blow job ever!

Guy2: Awesome dude. Where'd it happen.

Guy1: Out in the dugout.

Guy2: Dude isn't it like 3 degrees out there

Guy1: Ya I had a total froner.

by Mercethemerceiless November 23, 2009

Froke Out

What Broke people do in situations of discomfort or angst. If you're broke and your freak out, it's Froking Out. Generally money is the only medicine for these mishaps, therefore the well-to-do never Froke Out.

Ex1: Mike's kid Johnny put a huge dent in the garage after ramming it with his tricycle. Mike was initially upset but then realized he was a multi-millionaire and avoided a Froke Out.

by IBO January 3, 2008

froke

To smoke or toke with a bunch of roke-a-tones. Also derived from the words fuck and fructose.

Also, a representative word for memories of good times.

Who's got the froke?
Are we going to froke it tonite?

by froke June 22, 2004

Froke up

Friend + broke up;

The end of a friendship.

Stop texting me! We already froke up!!!

by Carlos Mercado August 26, 2010

Foxegen

A heady mix of partisan hackery, character assassination and manufactured outrage.

I was huffing Foxegen the other day and almost died.

by noconz0727 June 7, 2011