Fred funk

When an Asian girl periods on your leg then bites your toe off.
Hey dude you got blood on your leg and toe. No, I just got fred funked last night.
by Stanky leg on the reg April 10, 2009
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T-Fred

Gets mad bootnz daily. Get the bootnz in police cars and RV's. He is the beachweek king.
He.Gets.Bootnz.
That kid reminds me of T-Fred.
by fsdfsdfsdfsd April 19, 2009
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backdoor Fred

A term for a man’s butthole around age 28 and older. Frequently used between bi guys as they hookup and consider anal play.
Guy 1: hey would you like to go down and meet backdoor Fred?
Guy 2: sure, if you showered today
by Cdandrews199 July 07, 2019
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Fred weasly

A sexy ass man who be lookin fine as fuck damn he could tail me rn
Fred weasly is a sexy thang
Fred weasly is dead🥲
by Realasssimp February 20, 2021
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Pulling a Fred

Providing an unwanted/unnecessary opinion at inconvenient times

Hurting people for no apparent reason and blaming it on self defence
1.
Fred-Terrarias better than minecraft
Random Person-stop pulling a Fred, Fred

2.
Fred- *hurts you for no apparent reason*
Random Person-HEY! you gave me a concussion!
Fred- Its self defence
Random Person-stop pulling a fred, Fred
by Gae_Pillow November 16, 2022
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Special Fred

The Special Fred is a sweet variation on the Bloody Mary Cocktail, named in honor of its creator, Safeway Fred, who designed this cocktail at the Captains Cabin Bar in Coos Bay, Oregon in 2016, in collaboration with his bartenders, Amber and Bryan.

Ingredients and preperation:

1 dash each, spicy dill pickle juice, olive juice, pepperoncini juice, worschestershire sauce, bitters, sweet pickle juice and sweet onion juice.
3 shakes celery salt
4 dashes green tobasco sauce
1 dab of spicy horseradish
1 each lime, lemon and orange wedge, juiced, then muddled with the above ingedients in the glass.

3 oz. Pearl Cucumber vodka
Top with Ice
Top with Mr. and Mrs. T's Bloody Mary mix.
Shake vigorously
Serve in a pint glass with leafy young celery as garnish.
A Special Fred in the morning will cure the worst headache, and its refreshing!
by Lavalocked December 16, 2016
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Lord Fred

Ole: "Did you see that legendary goal by Lord Fred"
Carrick: "He is so sick he's the GOAT"
by November 23, 2021
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