faulknor

your girls last name after a couple drinks at the club, and you get caught slipping

Chris: hey jeff where's is molly
Jeff: *tear rolls down eye* she caught me talking to jane, and said she needed to grab a drink
Chris: and...
Jeff: her name is now molly faulknor
Chris: damnnnnn

by S4vage69 March 14, 2017

faulky

"Faulky" is defined as an extremely homosexual gaylord who loves the D 24 7.

My names Faulky. I is gay.

by EMAN SMITH May 15, 2017

Faulknered

When you win the regular season in your fantasy football league but lose the championship game in the postseason tournament. You’ve been Faulknered.

Kirby, you won the fantasy football season but lost the championship game, you’ve been Faulknered!!

by Faulkner101 July 11, 2019

faulty-tasking

Kind of like multitasking, but the person doing the tasks can only perform one at a time. This is completely unintentional. The faulty-tasker truly believes they are being efficient.

Quit faulty-tasking!

by Author1992 September 14, 2019

Frailty

Kyle Forcinito.

Kyle Forcinito is the definition of frailty. He needs to get his fucking weight up before he gets his God damned arm ripped off.

by The Real Master Pain March 6, 2020

frail railer

Someone who only sleeps with super skinny people. The opposite of a chubby chaser.

Amanda is a frail railer--she only rails the frail guys. She's a hose hog for the bony pony.

by Salohcin2 July 14, 2020

faulds

The last name of a sexy bitch

Wow, look over there, they're last name is probably faulds

by thatgaybitchbeckie September 28, 2020