Inverted Flute

When your dick gets punched into your stomach.

“I got an inverted flute”
“Man that must’ve hurt”

by fireball11 October 13, 2018

the magic flute

An opera written by Mozart in the 18th century in which a young prince, Tamino, embarks on a journey to save his princess, Pamina

person one: What's that opera with the bird guy again?
person two: Mozart's "The Magic Flute"

by UnoriginalIdiot28 May 25, 2019

slute flute

Its a metaphorical flute that can summon common slutes or slores. Usually the process needs an amass of drugs or alcohol and a phone contact list full of slutty girls.

Bro play the slute flute and lets summon some whores for tonight.

dude grab the slute flute so I can get a slore to blow on my skin flute!

by SluteMeifer March 19, 2014

Flute Hoover

A female or male who love to give blow jobs.

I'm trying to get together with that flute Hoover Rebecca after work.

by Selbonac17 April 26, 2022

greasy flute

A sweaty Vagina

I went down on chloe last night and she had such a greasy flute i couldnt believe it

by TheresAlwaysABiggerFish January 3, 2018

flute hole

when you fuck a girl in her ass and it rips through to the vagina.

ER doctor: Sir, do you have any idea what happened to her?

You: Well, I was putting it in the stinker and got a little too aggressive I guess. Next thing you know she has a flute hole

by engbel May 31, 2016

flute chute

A place for a gay man to put his flute (willy).

Ant needed to liberally grease Dec's flute chute to prevent excessive chafing.

by Welsh Wombat October 4, 2017