Whine Flu

any number of symptoms experinced after the swine flu outbreak, complained about by individuals thinking to get out of something unpleasant

Bill thought that by telling the arresting officer he had a cough and a temperture and it might be swine flu he would'nt go to jail. They checked his temp and it was fine so now he's doin time with the Whine Flu.

by Dyzfunction June 3, 2009

Time Flu

Severe jet lag, almost to the point of illness.

Man I got the Asian Time Flu! I can't sleep, eat or shit right. Nothing works and I feel like crap.

by tsukiatari March 7, 2014

Discord Flu

Def 1: An illness spread between members of a Discord server that defies all known medical logic, as server members rarely, if ever, come into physical contact with one another. This strain of the flu virus is still completely unrecognized by the CDC and will likely remain so until the gamers rise up.
Def 2: The phenomenon which occurs when 1 member of an online community gets sick and then the entire community follows suit, mimicking the spread of illness person-to-person even though no physical contact between the patients was made.

Person 1: 'Bro, I heard the server owner has pneumonia.'
Person 2: 'Damn, now everyone on the server is going to catch Discord Flu.'

by Zekespeare December 14, 2019

Cornswaggle Flu

A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.

That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.

by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009

Liquor Flu

Flu like symptoms related to failing to continue binge drinking. Usually occurring right at the end of a long bender.

"Man after those three days in Vegas, I think I'm getting the Liquor Flu."

by parspleen September 10, 2016

typo flu

when you have about a week of bad typos and you cant stop making them

i had typo flu so i did not make any posts on facebook for a week

by Mr.hard-on September 27, 2010

Forest Flu

The Forest Flu is a sickness experienced by most people after attending the Electric Forest Festival in Rothbury, Michigan. The combination of wearing your immune system down after 4 straight days of partying, with sharing germs with people from all areas of the country, as well high levels of dust on the festival grounds, leads to a high percentage of festival attendees to report various symptoms that coincide with the common cold, influenza and sinus infections.

Forest Flu does not directly imply, but can include other diseases transferred through unsafe sex and unsafe drug sharing.

My friends and I all got sick after we got back from Electric Forest. We definitely all got some of the Forest Flu....it happens every year.

by Anson W July 25, 2015