feltching straw

the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.

david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.

by mtrim78 September 11, 2016

flatchula

The lady parts spread wide open and spraying lady scent

She sprayed her flatchula straight into my face. I loved it.

by Oscarnascarnelly January 1, 2017

Fleech

A person who goes on your Facebook and adds your friends even though they don’t know them

Don’t let mike on your Facebook he’ll fleech your friends

by Noan1 June 9, 2018

fleech

One who adds your Facebook friends to theirs.

Mike is a fleech, he grabbed all my Facebook friends!

by Noan1 June 9, 2018

Fetch me an urn

Expression pronounced by someone who has just heard a joke or story of such high comic value that the listener is instantly deceased. The listener may request an urn from their friends in which to store their remains safely for posterity.

Those who prefer enterrement to cremation may alternatively request “coffin pls”.

1: “Did you hear about Gary swimming naked in his boss’s koi pond while stoned.”
2: “Fetch me an urn please.”

by daltonjfk September 30, 2019

flitched

hit rock bottom
snap
emotionally drained

Im flitched because nothing is going my way, im stuck, cannot study or work, exhausted, worried, under the same roof with my expartner, angry, sad. and you coming at me with these things, you who i adore so much, just put the boot into me.

by Krkič May 8, 2020

fetchfit

retro-barb physique style, fetchyawesome,cool,great outfits that suits your type of mood.

Let your fetchfit be the main revolution of todays generation.

by maccy's August 4, 2020