flabergander

another name for the penis.

Holy cockballs, that girl just touched my flabergander!!!!!

by I Love JD!!!!!! December 7, 2003

Self flagellation

Does the definition of the word "Flagellation" make "Self" redundant?

Iam "I know I tend to engage in self flagellation but it isn't as bad for me as you think it is. I have that scar tissue build up so it doesn't really hurt. Don't beat yourself up so much."

Hym "Holy shit!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "If we had more empathy we would die! Is our lack of empathy keeping us alive!?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "I probably would have killed us. What is the link between trait agreeableness and suicidality? I would imagine being high in neuroticism would have an affect on it. I was just positing this the other day. That being low in trait agreeableness ameliorates the the negative effects of being high in trait neuroticism."

Iam "You would have killed me!?"

Hym "If I could kill you without killing me I would do it. Shut up. I'm talking about me here."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Flagella fuck

Doing a person between the scrunchi and the head in a ponytail.

I am going to Flagella fuck her

by B0rne May 26, 2008

Fave

a person who you hate but pretend that they're your favourite person ever To your best friend

Me :Guess who I saw ?
Best friend: who?
Me : my fave person
Best friend : aha I know lizziieee!!

Me :yehhh

by Toné hab March 5, 2017

flaves

Way to say faves and not sound gay.The only way to shorten favorites and still sound hetero. Or just stop being lazy and say FAVORITES.

hey thats a tight song fuji, its one of my flaves.

by kbo May 14, 2007

Flabergasm

This is tottaly a word for dana.:O its means,she a tard and thats final.

Flabergasm ohhhhh shit son.

by Bash Boy November 27, 2007

flagellum

one eyed snake

hes flagellum is showing

by timmy October 7, 2003