Flabberblast

The act of blowing on ones tant. Flabberbating is the act of doing it to oneself.

I'm totally gonna flabberblast Helga tonight.

by Buttslug19 April 15, 2017

Flabber

A small muscle that controls the anal sphincter and also has a reciprocal relationship with the oral muscles. A sure sign of a loose flabber is shite spouting from either end.

"Shut your flabber, you ignorant twit."

by TheOriginalPegster June 14, 2017

flabbernicker

someone who is subtly a bitch in your free fantasy league

Friend 1: Yo dude, I have this stupid flabbernicker in my fantasy league and everyone hates him.

Friend 2: So sorry to hear that, I had a flabbernicker in my league last year.

by Not Syrile September 29, 2017

Flabbergasterbation

When you suffer extreme exhaustion due to excessive meat beating.

I got that flabbergasterbation.

by flabberboy October 19, 2017

flabbercrap bomb

Tyler said it was a word

Is flabbercrap bomb a word ?

by Flabbercrap bomb April 20, 2018

Flabbergasted

It means, to be speechless.

Gosh, I'm Flabbergasted, what to do?

by Anime_lover07 December 11, 2017

flabbergasted

~your confused/not in the mood

Oh god this test has me flabbergasted

by Miss Apple Lady May 31, 2018